PG. 1,449 words. the maiden flight of the usafs homer. august 2009.
Stories by Category
Takeout
PG. 1,387 words. “you can’t just beam up here whenever you want.” august 2009.
The Perquisites of Command
PG. 317 words. and jack had thought the parking space was a sweet deal. august 2009.
The Garden of Eek
PG. 419 words. in which jack stumbles into a botanical discovery, and nobody cares. august 2009.
Dr. Spellman’s Narrow Escape
PG. 847 words. “I’m gonna want to talk to you guys.” august 2009.
Past the Breakers and the Markers
PG-13. 3,287 words. “on the plus side, anubis had no way to find them, either.” july 2009.
Insubordination
G. 895 words. sometimes it really is about the fish. april 2009.
The Rite of Spring
PG. 428 words. jack’s got his priorities straight. march 2009.
The Late-Night SG-1 Dork Cabal
PG. 384 words. a little not-so-diplomatic intrigue. march 2009.
And Can I Interest You in Some Fine Lakeside Property on P3L-997?
PG. 304 words. “some retirement party.” march 2009.
Separation Anxiety
PG. 265 words. it’s all about the bowling. march 2009.
First Comes Love
PG. 757 words. not quite the cliché jack had in mind. march 2009.
(Don’t) Trust in Ra, but Tie Your Mastadge
PG. 824 words. jack and skaara, back on abydos. march 2009.
You Might Not Be Able to Lead Him to Water, but You Can Probably Make Him Swim if You Put on a Bikini
PG. 1,486 words. sam and jack and … exercise equipment? and underwear. march 2009.
Liquid Assets
PG. 495 words. in which jack learns sam’s deep, dark secret. march 2009.
A Little Friendly Whatever
PG. 497 words. daniel doesn’t get it. march 2009.
The Intergalactic Tourist
PG. 601 words. in which jack helps sam unpack. march 2009.
Ecstasis
NC-17 (please read warnings). 4,499 words. the guys always know what sam needs. february 2009.
In Reku Veritas
PG-13. 471 words. just another minor diplomatic incident. december 2008.
DIY
NC-17. 2,591 words. carter always had the best ideas. december 2008.
Sadly, No
PG-13. 1,200 words. sam gets another shock, and the ioa are dumb and dumber. july 2008.
Spooks
G. 250 words. it’s an sg-1 tradition. or, nanda suddenly needs to write fic again. july 2008.
Tannenbaum
G. 576 words. “it was christmas eve, according to jack.” december 2007.
With Twilight Descending
PG-13. 1,052 words. sg-1 are subjected to a unique form of torture. december 2007.
Not Exactly Rocket Science
NC-17. 1,500 words. “there was only so much sex talk, alien three-way porn, and naked carter a guy could take.” september 2007.
Clocking Out
PG. 4,043 words. it’s jack’s last day at the sgc. naturally, something goes horribly wrong. august 2007.
On Horticulture
PG. 504 words. in which jack admires sam’s green thumb. august 2007.
A Hostage Crisis
PG-13. 4,712 words. in which aliens may or may not let them do it. march 2007.
The Shaft
PG-13. 5,300 words. alien dope + 20-foot pit = tingling. february 2007.
The Archaeology of Skin
R. 4,740 words. “don’t you ever just want to touch somebody? don’t you miss that?” september 2006.
Creak
PG. 1,701 words. “her name was sam, and she knew little else.” august 2006.
Folding a Map
R. 6,500 words. distance makes jack an unhappy camper. june 2006.
Pedagogy
PG. 359 words. in which jack has been giving cassie lessons in how to handle boys. may 2006.
Deductive Reasoning
PG. 514 words. “you never got a chance to explain how lightning hit you on the ass.” may 2006.
Real Estate
PG. 439 words. “it’s the first house jack has looked at, the first realtor he’s talked to.” may 2006.
Noooooooo
PG-13. 273 words. mornings suck. april 2006.
Eat Fresh!
G. 389 words. jack is annoying when he’s hungry. april 2008.
Trust
G. 293 words. felger’s a pain in the ass. april 2006.
A Donut Is Forever
PG-13. 201 words. a very special day. may 2006.
A.D.E.A.
R. 1,863 words. in which jack gets left out. april 2006.
Anything
PG. 2,517 words. “teal’c’s still on dakara, and daniel’s probably dead no matter what jack says.” april 2006.
A Sudden Clearing (The Past Is Future Remix)
PG. 1,586 words. “our stories are often generational.” march 2006.
Nine-Tenths of the Law
G, drabble. 100 words. in which sam does some math. march 2006.
The O’Neill Paradox
NC-17. 338 words. in which jack has a moment, and sam kills it. january 2006.
Wavelength
PG. 6,721 words. “jack had found that keeping his scientists in one place made missions less like herding cats.” december 2005.
In Threes
PG. 3,763 words. “all for one and one for all?” december 2005.
Transference
R. 2,115 words. “oh, no, he’s not too close to his flagship team.” october 2005.
The Furies Wept
PG-13. 32,609 words. sequel to salvage. “oh, he is so going to kill a carter by the time this is over. he doesn’t know which one yet, but that’s a minor detail.” september 2005.
This Is the Way
NC-17. 1,983 words. “they didn’t have much here, and they were close to losing teal’c, but they still had this.” june 2005.
And These Valleys Unknown
PG. 2,475 words. “his faith in her is touching, and absolute, and sometimes it makes her want to zat him.” june 2005.
Synonomy
PG, drabble-ish. 300 words. there aren’t enough words in the dictionary. may 2005.
None Such in Paradise
PG-13. 2,850 words. “it’d been like this, the last few days, up and down and up and she just holding on, sometimes.” february 2005.
Disproving Steinitz
R. 1,294 words. “he doesn’t usually make the first move on either of them.” october 2004.
Five Solitudes
PG. 1,762 words. five characters, six interwoven snippets. september 2004.
Mass Times Speed
G, drabble. 100 words. “siler dropped out of college the first time.” september 2004.
When the Solitaires
R, drabble. 100 words. “good sex makes carter’s IQ points drain out through her ears.” september 2004.
The Very Last Thing
PG-13. 2,012 words. “they were supposed to have more time.” june 2004.
Pieces
PG-13. 3,238 words. “it was supposed to be the four of us back to back at the end.” june 2004.
Salvage (lite)
PG-13. 10,997 words. sequel to resolution. why sleeping with her boss might not have been the best idea sam carter ever had. february 2004.
Salvage
NC-17. 10,997 words. sequel to resolution. why sleeping with her boss might not have been the best idea sam carter ever had. february 2004.
Too Many Geeks
PG. 2,375 words. if it’s thursday, this must be geek number four. december 2003.
Soup and Squalor
PG-13. 1,683 words. you know all those stories where one half of the otp gets sick and the other half has to take care of him/her and ust ensues? well, this isn’t one of them. december 2003.
Favorites
NC-17. 3,007 words. sam’s got some interesting toys. november 2003.
Resolution (lite)
PG-13. 3,634 words. jack is like a box of chocolates. october 2003.
Resolution
NC-17. 3,634 words. jack is like a box of chocolates. october 2003.
Tether
PG-13. 8,240 words. “but this is no big deal, right? i mean, i lost a whole planet once.” october 2003.
Domestication
NC-17. 7,335 words. jack can’t get a break. august 2003.
Chaos Theory
PG-13. 1,765 words. sam doesn’t quite get a life. august 2003.
Seven Minutes
NC-17. 1,957 words. “the secret to pre-mission sex with samantha carter was to catch her before she was fully awake.” august 2003.
How Not to Be Bored
NC-17. 1,511 words. scent is evocative. teal’c is evil. sam is “bored.” august 2003
Vigil
G. 922 words. it’s been a really, really long day. july 2003.
Before
PG-13. 615 words. “it’s only been five days since I left! you ever hear of discretion?” july 2003.
Too Much
NC-17. 4,058 words. sequel to meaningless. it was never supposed to go this far. june 2003.
Not a Fic
PG-13. 712 words. not a fic, but a very bad joke. jack has a bit of a problem and could use sam’s help. may 2003.
Phase
R. 2,638 words. teenage sam is a little lost after the death of her mother. may 2003.
The Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Favorite Carter
NC-17. 4,096 words. he’s getting really good at some, uh, things. april 2003.
This Close
NC-17. 4,021 words. jack’s last mission doesn’t go quite the way they planned. march 2003.
Time Management for the Successful Kelownan
R. 1,144 words. “i’m proud to be the base slut, but a guy’s gotta have his priorities.” march 2003.
The First Annual Stanley Cup Naughty Stakes
R. 2,259 words. never bet against jack o’neill. february 2003.
Better than Television
NC-17. 4,265 words. what does jack do with all his spare time once he retires, anyway? february 2003.
Meaningless
NC-17. 1,711 words. “it’s not about jealousy: it’s about what you can’t have.” february 2003.
Meteorology for Beginners
PG. 2,699 words. jack’s front lawn is a lot colder than the paradise moon, but the company is way better. january 2003.
Bad
NC-17. 2,059 words. “they might be smack dab in the middle of their can’t-keep-our-hands-off-each-other phase, but hey, he did have to leave the house occasionally.” january 2003.
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