Category: humorPG. 1,449 words. the maiden flight of the usafs homer. september 2009.
PG. 317 words. and jack had thought the parking space was a sweet deal. august 2009.
PG. 419 words. in which jack stumbles into a botanical discovery, and nobody cares. august 2009.
PG. 847 words. “I’m gonna want to talk to you guys.” august 2009.
PG. 428 words. jack’s got his priorities straight. march 2009.
PG. 384 words. a little not-so-diplomatic intrigue. march 2009.
PG. 304 words. “some retirement party.” march 2009.
PG. 265 words. it’s all about the bowling. march 2009.
PG. 757 words. not quite the cliché jack had in mind. march 2009.
PG. 1,486 words. sam and jack and … exercise equipment? and underwear. march 2009.
PG. 495 words. in which jack learns sam’s deep, dark secret. march 2009.
PG. 497 words. daniel doesn’t get it. march 2009.
PG-13. 471 words. just another minor diplomatic incident. december 2008.
NC-17. 1,500 words. “there was only so much sex talk, alien three-way porn, and naked carter a guy could take.” september 2007.
PG. 4,043 words. it’s jack’s last day at the sgc. naturally, something goes horribly wrong. august 2007.
PG-13. 4,712 words. in which aliens may or may not let them do it. march 2007.
PG-13. 5,300 words. alien dope + 20-foot pit = tingling. february 2007.
PG. 359 words. in which jack has been giving cassie lessons in how to handle boys. may 2006.
PG. 514 words. “you never got a chance to explain how lightning hit you on the ass.” may 2006.
G. 389 words. jack is annoying when he’s hungry. april 2008.
PG-13. 201 words. a very special day. may 2006.
R. 1,863 words. in which jack gets left out. april 2006.
NC-17. 338 words. in which jack has a moment, and sam kills it. january 2006.
PG, drabble-ish. 300 words. there aren’t enough words in the dictionary. may 2005.
R. 1,294 words. “he doesn’t usually make the first move on either of them.” october 2004.
NC-17. 7,335 words. jack can’t get a break. august 2003.
PG-13. 1,765 words. sam doesn’t quite get a life. august 2003.
NC-17. 1,511 words. scent is evocative. teal’c is evil. sam is “bored.” august 2003
PG-13. 712 words. not a fic, but a very bad joke. jack has a bit of a problem and could use sam’s help. may 2003.
R. 1,144 words. “i’m proud to be the base slut, but a guy’s gotta have his priorities.” march 2003.
R. 2,259 words. never bet against jack o’neill. february 2003.
NC-17. 2,059 words. “they might be smack dab in the middle of their can’t-keep-our-hands-off-each-other phase, but hey, he did have to leave the house occasionally.” january 2003.
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