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category archive listing Category: bad universe

Soup and Squalor

PG-13. 1,683 words. you know all those stories where one half of the otp gets sick and the other half has to take care of him/her and ust ensues? well, this isn’t one of them. december 2003.

Seven Minutes

NC-17. 1,957 words. “the secret to pre-mission sex with samantha carter was to catch her before she was fully awake.” august 2003.

The Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Favorite Carter

NC-17. 4,096 words. he’s getting really good at some, uh, things. april 2003.

The First Annual Stanley Cup Naughty Stakes

R. 2,259 words. never bet against jack o’neill. february 2003.

Better than Television

NC-17. 4,265 words. what does jack do with all his spare time once he retires, anyway? february 2003.

Bad

NC-17. 2,059 words. “they might be smack dab in the middle of their can’t-keep-our-hands-off-each-other phase, but hey, he did have to leave the house occasionally.” january 2003.