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category archive listing Category: fluff

Minos Does Not Rule the Skies

PG. 1,449 words. the maiden flight of the usafs homer. september 2009.

Takeout

PG. 1,387 words. “you can’t just beam up here whenever you want.” august 2009.

Past the Breakers and the Markers

PG-13. 3,287 words. “on the plus side, anubis had no way to find them, either.” july 2009.

The Rite of Spring

PG. 428 words. jack’s got his priorities straight. march 2009.

The Late-Night SG-1 Dork Cabal

PG. 384 words. a little not-so-diplomatic intrigue. march 2009.

You Might Not Be Able to Lead Him to Water, but You Can Probably Make Him Swim if You Put on a Bikini

PG. 1,486 words. sam and jack and … exercise equipment? and underwear. march 2009.

Liquid Assets

PG. 495 words. in which jack learns sam’s deep, dark secret. march 2009.

The Intergalactic Tourist

PG. 601 words. in which jack helps sam unpack. march 2009.

Tannenbaum

G. 576 words. “it was christmas eve, according to jack.” december 2007.

On Horticulture

PG. 504 words. in which jack admires sam’s green thumb. august 2007.

Folding a Map

R. 6,500 words. distance makes jack an unhappy camper. june 2006.

Noooooooo

PG-13. 273 words. mornings suck. april 2006.

The O’Neill Paradox

NC-17. 338 words. in which jack has a moment, and sam kills it. january 2006.

When the Solitaires

R, drabble. 100 words. “good sex makes carter’s IQ points drain out through her ears.” september 2004.

Too Many Geeks

PG. 2,375 words. if it’s thursday, this must be geek number four. december 2003.

Seven Minutes

NC-17. 1,957 words. “the secret to pre-mission sex with samantha carter was to catch her before she was fully awake.” august 2003.

Vigil

G. 922 words. it’s been a really, really long day. july 2003.

Before

PG-13. 615 words. “it’s only been five days since I left! you ever hear of discretion?” july 2003.

The Proper Care and Maintenance of Your Favorite Carter

NC-17. 4,096 words. he’s getting really good at some, uh, things. april 2003.

This Close

NC-17. 4,021 words. jack’s last mission doesn’t go quite the way they planned. march 2003.

Better than Television

NC-17. 4,265 words. what does jack do with all his spare time once he retires, anyway? february 2003.